Chronicles of a Time Traveller

asylum-countess:

danrdarrenc:

dimpuch:

“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”

I JUST SCREAMED AND KICKED MY LAPTOP

danrdarrenc:

dimpuch:

“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”

I JUST SCREAMED AND KICKED MY LAPTOP

Source: dimpuch

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

I would answer that fucking door so fucking fast that space time would bend around me just slightly

Source: spygirl1129

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i-love-you-most-ardently:

seventeenthstar:

procrastinationcelebration:

Oh hey Kat, cool skirt you made there

Wait, what’s that pattern on it?

BOOM

DEVIL’S TRAP.

#JUST WHIP YOUR SKIRT OFF AND THROW IT AT THE DEMONS #HOW EMBARASSING FOR THEM #THEY WILL TRAPPED IN A FUCKING SKIRT WHILE YOU CAN STAND THERE AND LAUGH AT THEM IN YOUR PANTIES #FUCK YOU DEMONS YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK

omg i cant

Source: procrastinationcelebration

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thefrogman:

Buttersafe by Raynato Castro and Alex Culang [website | twitter]

Source: niknak79

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tightarsetuesday:

when boys stretch and their shirt rides up a little and shows the part of their lower tummy that just meets their hips

when that part of their tummy has a happy trail

when you see the waistband of their underwear

boys

Source: bedussey

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Everything is funnier if you are not allowed to laugh.

sodamnrelatable:

Source: infinite-swag-blog

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themadcaplaughs1970:

mrs—lovett:

pizzastiel:

i’m really sorry

i laughed way too hard at this

Source: pizzastiel

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vriksaserket:

vriksaserket:

i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly

Source: rnilkbreath

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singing the wrong lyrics when singing along to ur favourite song

Source: liveinphoenix

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Source: booasaur

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Me Whenever I Join a New Fandom or Ship:

fleeingthemundane:

Source: fleeingthemundane

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galacticdad:

when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.

Source: dysphoriadaughter

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nothing-but-memes:

this one little kid would always wait until we got a brand-new set to play

a memes blog

Source: nothing-but-memes

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tatennant-ismybrotp:

halorvic:

Is anyone else really curious about a “Turn Left” scenario in which you decided not to join Tumblr

Source: halorvic

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ifthese-sh33ts-werethestates:

i told my dad I’d make him tumblr famous one day

guys, u know what to do

Source: ifthese-sh33ts-werethestates

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